Limericks-Making you laugh!

 

 “OI”
   Goats on the cliff
“Oi” says one, “Biff”    
   That sets them all going
   They tumble down
  And that day are very stiff.
 
Lazy Conkers
                                            The conkers lay on the floor
                                              On the tree are many more
                                             One “bonks” to the ground
                                              And wobbles off a mound
                                           On the ground are many more.  
 
                                                         ‘Law’
                                            A policeman yells out a law
                                               And knocks on the door
                                                 He is wearing a fez
                                                   And he loudly says
                                          “there’s a conker on the floor”
 
Fat Henry 
Henry was fat, his buttons burst
Of all the kings he was the worst
Henry was fat
He ate stewed cat
Henry was incredibly cursed
 
 
 
 Rich Russian
There was a Russian, he was rich
He owned a huge football pitch
And he danced
And he pranced
All around his big football pitch
 
 
 
Avocuddle 
 Green avocuddle skipping
Green avocuddle tripping
Spilt on the floor
On his way to the door
Green avocuddle kept tripping

1 comment

  • hey sum you are defenitely a master poem and although all these poems were short they were al amazing.
    keep up the good work :]

    Sumaiyah

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